Oh wow. My mind is blown. Pretty people can be clever!
“
| — | Lydia |
My brother has spent the last 20 minutes screaming that everything either has or does not have ‘Logan Hair’.
It is getting very annoying.
The mouse on my home computer is really stupid and insists on freezing all the time. To alleviate this problem I (quite logically, I swear) keep banging the mouse on the desk. Unfortunately every time I do this the page insists on translating from English to English.
If you are watching QI now, and you believe in astrology, you are banned from watching in future. You are not allowed; you must turn it over now. Thank you.
“
| — | Stephen Fry |
Stephen Fry: Now listen, the Queen is coming for tea! What should you with your lavatory seat?
Bill Bailey: Um, Cover it with money!
Eddie Izzard: Wear it round your neck with pride!
Bill Bailey: Superglue it.
Alan Davies: Put cling film over the bowl. See if she complains. [Laughs harder] I don't know why that pleases me so much but it really does!
Sean Lock: I hear voices
Stephen Fry: Do you?
Sean Lock: But I ignore them and just carry on killing
This is not a love story, it’s a story about love, which means there are a thousand shit moments, and one good one.
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| — | Lucas Stibbard, Boy Girl Wall |
