New favourite website: howdovaccinescauseautism.com

My grandmother has found a photo album containing nothing but pictures of all the cats she’s ever had.

So many spoons

So many spoons

I count the day I realised that the past wasn’t actually in sepia tone as one of the major milestones of my life thus far

It’s 8:18 in the morning. I haven’t slept. Somehow I am excited for lunch. I don’t have plans. I’m just really feeling the whole lunch thing at the moment. 

It’s late and I’m a little bit drunk and I really want to order pizza and no one’s home and I think I’m going to watch Howl’s Moving Castle again. 

The girl I’m babysitting just asked if I wanted to watch The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe with her. I knew there was a reason she’s my favourite.

I'm babysitting.

  • Child: You're 18, right?
  • Me: Yeah
  • Child: That's old enough to drink alcohol
  • Me: Yeah
  • Child: Yuck
  • Lydia: it takes 20 minutes right? To get to the Malthouse from school in the bruum-bruum.
  • Bella: In the bruum-bruum?
  • Lydia: Car.
  • Lydia: I forgot the word car.
  • Lydia: Sophie... Sophie...
  • Bella and Lydia: Your hair is like starlight