I’m feeling ‘Just Around the Riverbend’ on a very spiritual level right now.
I just asked my laptop to stop playing a certain song. Like, I literally said ‘you can skip this one’. More than once. I got progressively more annoyed when the song continued. Not my finest moment.
It’s 4:14 in the morning. I have been listening to the Pocahontas soundtrack on repeat for 4 hours. I don’t even understand my choices.
My brother left me a list of short term goals.
So we finally found the cat.
- Me: So Tosh called me a whore.
- Lydia: You didn't do it for money.
- Lydia: You're a slut.
I just spent nine and a half chapters hating this poor character and then someone threw acid in her face and I feel awful.
One of our cats has been missing for a day or two, and I was looking for him this morning, and asking the neighbours if they had seen him, when I met these two old women who asked what I was doing, and then they got really upset about it, and one of them gave me a booklet about the bible, and told me it would help. It’s been a weird morning.
I’m babysitting tonight, and before I got here, mum warned me they had ‘a wall of butterflies’. I’ll be honest, I was not at all prepared for the full reality.
- Inspector Lementeuil: What brings you to this place Poirot?
- Hercule Poirot: Poirot, he is pursuing a lady's maid.
- Inspector Lementeuil: I wish I had time for a social life.