If you shoot at me I’ll play Wonderwall.

—Sebastian, after breaking off our nerf war to practise guitar.

It’s 2:40 in the morning and I have work tomorrow but I’m thinking I should watch the new episode of How To Get Away With Murder. 

I just finished the pilot of How To Get Away With Murder and I really don’t know how I feel about it. On one hand it’s interesting and occasionally clever. On the other, I hate all the characters.

Watching Gotham. This is without a doubt the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.

Why do we put people in the ground if we want them to go to heaven? Shouldn’t we put then somewhere high? Shouldn’t we have a giant pile of bodies?

—Sebastian

When did Rumpelstiltskin open a cafe?

When did Rumpelstiltskin open a cafe?

Can we talk about how good of an actor Enver Gjokaj is?

I just found a PDF about Cardiff weather patterns on my computer and I don’t understand.

  • Mum: I just bing searched The Age website...
  • Lydia: Why would you bing search anything?
  • Bas: You guys are bullies. My whole life, you just bully me.
  • Bella: Yeah but think how strong you'll be when we send you out into the world.